It's not just about hockey
Dean doesn’t have a thing. He doesn’t.
[A dress with a red top, a skirt that looks like monarch butterfly wings. ]
Cutting off all my hair, buying this dress, becoming a fairy. Peace out Tumblr
Goddamn, I need this.
Guess who’s (FINALLY) on summer vacation?! Yippee! Celebrate with me with FREE SHIPPING~! thru my Etsy now until i go back to school in august!
Use the code “SUMMERSHIP" at checkout for free shipping. domestic orders only. (sorry international folks. ;3;)
& as always “SITESPECIAL" gets you 15% off your order. go forth & coupon!
HEY, DON’T STOP HERE, TUMBLR’S! <3
I have a special giveaway just for you lovely folks~! To celebrate the summer, & the fact that I have OVER 200 followers (!!!), I’m going to be giving away a few things from my Etsy. It’s super easy, & here’s what I’ll be giving away:
- One pair of tentacle fakers in your color choice.
- Two pairs of ittybitty!tentacle earrings.
- One pony cellphone charm. (Choice of any Mane Six pony.)
- One tentacle mug.
I’ll choose four winners; the first winner has first pick of one of those four items, second has second pick, & so on. All you have to do is:
- Be following me, curious-commodities, on tumblr!
- Reblog this post, including all the pictures & text. Likes do NOT count! Reblog as many times as you want!
- Have your askbox open. If I draw your name & your askbox isn’t open, I can’t contact you, & I’ll draw another name. :(
See, easy! I will close the giveaway & start drawing winners on May 20th. & if I get over.. 300 reblogs I’ll add a big tentacle necklace to the list of giveaway items! :D Good luck!
I want you to cuddle me and kiss me in public and look at me like I’m the most important person to you but I also want you to pull my hair and breathe down my neck and fuck me until I can’t see or walk properly
how do i say “i want to leave lipstick marks on the inside of your thighs” with just a look
Look the person in the eyes, smile a little with half your mouth which turns into a lip bite.
INVITED YOUR PARTNER OVER FOR A SUMMER-THEMED DINNER AND YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO?
LISTEN UP, YOU LITTLE SHIT!
CHECK YOUR KITCHEN AND MAKE SURE YOU’VE GOT ANGEL HAIR PASTA, FRESH BASIL LEAVES, FRESH MINT LEAVES, LEMON JUICE, AN AVOCADO, OLIVE OIL, AND SOME MINCED GARLIC.
GET A POT FULL OF WATER BOILING ON THE STOVE! TEMPERATURE ON HIGH, MOTHERFUCKER!
UNSHEATHE YOUR ADAMANTIUM BONE-CLAWS AND CUT THE AVOCADO IN HALF - YOU CAN’T GET THROUGH THE PIT, IT’S BASICALLY LIKE THE HARDEST THING ON THE PLANET. CUT AROUND IT, IT’S ALL GOOD. PUT ONE HALF IN A BAG, IN THE FRIDGE. THE SURFACE WILL BROWN A BIT, BUT THAT’S FINE.
NOW PEEL AWAY THE SKIN ON THE OUTSIDE ON THE HALF YOU’RE USING, THAT SHIT’S NOT EDIBLE.
THIS IS SOME RENAISSANCE SHIT RIGHT HERE! NOT EVEN SHITTING YOU WHEN I SAY TO GET OUT YOUR MORTAR AND PESTLE.
GRIND UP THE 1 SPOONFUL OF GARLIC AND 6 BASIL LEAVES FIRST, WHILE COMPOSING A HEAVY-METAL ORCHESTRAL VERSION OF ‘DANCING QUEEN’ IN YOUR HEAD.
THROW THE GROUND UP DELICIOUSNESS IN A BOWL, ALONG WITH A QUARTER OF THE AVOCADO.
PUNCH IT UNTIL IT’S A CHUNKY PASTE TO LET OUT ALL YOUR RAGE AT THE INJUSTICE OF THE WORLD.
ADD 1 SPOONFUL OF OLIVE OIL, 1 SPOONFUL OF LEMON JUICE AND THE OTHER QUARTER OF THE AVOCADO. REPEAT PUNCHING, OR USE THE BACK OF A SPOON IF YOUR WIMPY-ASS FISTS ARE GETTING TIRED!
IF YOU DON’T HAVE A MORTAR AND PESTLE, YOU CAN USE A GODDAMN BLENDER AND JUST SHOVE ALL OF THOSE INGREDIENTS IN, AND BLEND THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
DOES YOUR POT OF WATER LOOK LIKE IT’S AT A MAGNIFICENT BOIL? AWESOME!
GRAB A SMALLISH HANDFUL OF ANGEL-HAIR PASTA AND SHOVE THOSE PRETTY LITTLE BASTARDS IN!
READY TO GET EDUCATED? ANGEL-HAIR PASTA IS SUPER DELICATE AND MAJESTIC, SO IT NEEDS A FEW DROPS OF OLIVE OIL MIXED INTO THE BOILING WATER, SO IT DOESN’T STICK TOGETHER IN A GIANT PASTA ORGY AND COME OUT LOOKING LIKE THE STORY-LINES OF HOMESTUCK.
LEAVE THE PASTA IN THE WATER FOR 4 MINUTES, AND TEST A NOODLE TO SEE IF IT’S SLIGHTLY FIRM, BUT NOT CRUNCHY AT ALL. THAT’S WHAT MOTHERFUCKING ‘AL DENTE’ MEANS! JESUS FUCK YOU’RE BEING GOURMET!
NOW TAKE THE FUCKING POT OFF THE STOVE AND DRAIN THAT SHIT BEFORE IT CAN OVERCOOK!
PUT YOUR PASTA IN A CLASSY BOWL AND DUMP THE AVOCADO SAUCE ON TOP. GENTLY PLACE A BASIL LEAF ON THE SIDE EDGE OF THAT LUMP OF FOOD AND, SHIT MAN, YOU JUST MADE SOME FANCY-ASS AVOCADO PASTA!
WONDERING WHAT THE MINT LEAVES ARE FOR?
TEAR UP A SINGLE LEAF AND PUT IT IN A GLASS OF LEMONADE - IT MAKES THE WHOLE MEAL FEEL LIKE SUMMER LEAPED OUT OF THE EARTH AND TOOK AN EXQUISITE SHIT ALL OVER THE TABLE.
LOOK AT YOU, YOU CLASSY FUCKER.
[A photoset of many different varieties of pancakes.]
Clever people who are creative/talented are my weak spot. Like..I just want to climb all over their shoulders and cuddle them while they talk about things they like.
(I tell you this so you understand why it’s 5 am and I can’t sleep because I caught up to Heston Blumenthal week on Masterchef Australia.)
[A drawing of a person tied to a chair looking adoringly at another person. The other person stands with one knee on the floor and the other on the chair between the first person’s legs.]
Oh gosh, do I want to do this to someone. :x